1. Harleys don't get knocked up.
2. You can ride your Harley any time of the month.
3. Harleys don't have parents.
4. Harley's don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your Harley with your bros.
6. Harleys don't want to know how many other Harleys you've had.
7. Your Harley always arrives at places the same time you do.
8. Nobody minds if you have more than one Harley.
9. Harleys don't give a shit if you look at other Harleys.
10. Harleys don't mind if you buy Harley magazines.
11. You'll never hear "Surprise, you're going to have another Harley", unless you go out an buy one.
12. If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your Harley's too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your Harley's misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can ride a black Harley and still bring it home to meet your folks.
16. You don't have to be jealous of any other guy who works on your Harley.
17. If you do get your Harley dirty, you don't have to apologize before you can ride her again.
18. You can ride your Harley as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop riding your Harley as soon you want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your sister won't stay in touch with your old Harley after you get rid of it.
21. Harleys don't get headaches.
22. Harleys won't insult you if you have a bad ride.
23. Your Harley never wants a night out with the other Harleys.
24. Harleys don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have take a shower before you ride your Harley.
26. If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it and buy new parts.
27. You can ride your Harley the first time you meet it without so much as buying it a drink.
28. You don't have to respect your Harley in the morning.
29. You can cop a feel off your Harley and it doesn't care.
30. And you can ride your Harley any way you want!